These classical musicians play their instruments in a way you’ve never seen before.
A rather compelling visual experience, on top of being a flawless musical demonstration, performed by Salut Salon, a charming German quartet from Hamburg.
You are so pretty that I am willing to hold in my farts while I’m around you (for now).
I wish that using a catheter wasn’t so “uncool” because I would love to be peeing right this second.
me: babe come over
bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place
me: my parents are out